Outside The Asylum

In the spirit of Wonko The Sane, here's a quote I have found in my 'Cubicle Hell' desktop calendar:

An actual tip from page 16 of the HP "Environmental Health Safety Handbook for Employees": Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes.

For more information on Wonko The Sane and where The Asylum is, I suggest reading The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy's fifth book in the trilogy, Mostly Harmless, or you can also read the instructions on a packet of toothpicks.