Dude - did you see that guy's name?

Unfortunately, I have absolutely nothing to back me up on this one, so you'll have to trust me.

We got this customer, today, who came to pick up a roll of film. His name was:

Tieu Luong Kuoc.

That's right. And it's (presumably, as thought by pretty much everyone I asked) pronounced exactly like you'd think: Too, Long, Cock.

Poor guy. <slur>And he's Asian, too, so it really can't be true...</slur> Just kidding.

But, really. I really hope that's not how he actually pronounces it.